The Elder

"He's not that cool." - Amarth Amon trying to suppress the strange attraction he feels toward The Elder

The Elder is the ingenious leader of the Survivors who appears to be perfect in every way. While Blackee Green was not that impressed by him, Amarth Amon almost definitely wants to bang him, but not in a gay way. It was the Elder that directed the party to the Collector's base and volunteered the services of Tras and Carn as additional muscle.

Pre-NP Backstory
The Elder was the first of the Survivors to awake in the water on Not Waterworld. He has no recollection of his past, but does experience flashes of magical knowledge that allowed him to construct the Sanctuary of the Survivors out of random pieces of shit.

Personality and Traits

 * He's a genius
 * He's physically perfect
 * He's not a shitty Kiss album